"If I Could... I Would..."

Jae tagged me - so I'll play along like a good blogger. The idea behind this one is that, when tagged, you choose 5 occupations (or more) from the list below and complete the sentence with it describing what you would do as a member of that profession. If you have more occupations to add, you add them at the bottom following the If I could be a format. My own additions are at the end in this color.

After you're done, you get to go and tag 3 other people. Add a trackback to the one that tagged you as well as a trackback to Ogre's original post.

If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a psychologist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider
If I could be a bonnie pirate
If I could be a service member
If I could be a photographer
If I could be a philanthropist
If I could be a rap artist
If I could be a child actor
If I could be a secret agent
If I could be a comedian/comedienne
If I could be a priest
If I could be a radio announcer
If I could be a phlebotomist
If I could be a pet store owner
If I could be a computer programmer
If I could be a police officer
If I could be a politician
If I could be a mom
If I could be an underwater basket weaver
If I could be a reality tv host
If I could be a forensic pathologist
If I could be a key grip on the next Star Wars film
If I could be a fairy god parent
If I could be a cast member on "Smallville"
If I could be an Airbus pilot
If I could be U2's equipment manager

Well, my choices are:

If I could be a rap artist, I would name myself P. Diddly and make a killing on the innocent selling knockoff CDs with steel guitar solos

If I could be a llama-rider, I'd have to find a very stout beast to be my llama-steed, and we'd ride into adventure, saving damsels in distress and hitting the Krispy Kreme drive-thru in style

If I could be a pet store owner, I would stock up on turtles and rabbits and let them race every day for fun and prizes

If I could be a phlebotomist, I would spend most of the day trying to figure out what the heck I'm supposed to be doing

If I could be an underwater basket weaver, I would finally be able to make some $$ from my college degree - woo hoo!

Ok - TAG to Jen @ Meditatio, to Donna @ Pausing to Ponder, and to Jayuff @ "Fine, Thank You"