Monday, November 15, 2004

Top Ten Christian Pick-Up Lines

[don't laugh - I won over my wife with #6]

10. "I hear there's going to be a love offering tonight."

9. "Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical."

8. "Before tonight, I never believed in predestination."

7. "I'm pretty flexible, I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date."

6. "You know, I'm really into relationship evangelism."

5. "You have the body of Amy Grant, and the soul of Mother Teresa." (Don't get this confused!)

4. "What do you think Paul meant when he said, 'greet everyone with a holy kiss'?"

3. "I don't see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W. Smith."

2. "Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of C.S. Lewis?"

And the #1 Christian Pick-Up Line is... "I just don't feel called to celibacy."

(By David Ellis Dickerson - TheDoor Magazine)

3 Comments:

Blogger Vicki said...

And Brian Williams won over April with #3...
And I believe that what really happened was someone asked me if I saw you as a missions project :)

15/11/04 2:15 PM  
Blogger BrianW said...

hey vicki,
michael w smith aka "the wierd guy in the car" now has less hair and a goatee that is partially gray

15/11/04 10:30 PM  
Blogger Rick said...

*THE* BrianW?!? wow, dude - "weird guy in the car" gives you away. how long have you been lurking around here? better email me or something - i'll tell AprilW how you really kept your coiff so stiff back in the day.

dude - great to hear from you.

16/11/04 9:03 AM  

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