Midweek

Wednesday Weird Ones:

1. A man killed a woman using a slab of creme cheese. How did it happen?
He cut the cheese. Disaster ensued.

2. Without using examples define the word romance. Now do the same thing for the phrase 'Custody Battle'
"Romance" is love lived out between two people. "Custody Battle" is love broken, charged, sued, and chewed up between two people.

3. If you were a superhero and had an arch-nemesis, who would be your arch-nemesis, what would they wear, and what would their power(s) be?
FlashyPants. Wearing a spandex mockturtleneck with rhinestone studded bellbottoms. Special power: Pants make his butt look small. I hate him for this.

4. What's a bamzu? Now make up a more believable definition which is still equally wrong.
A bamzu is a middle eastern dish made of dates and monkey flesh. No, not really - "bamzu" is the name of the one-finger gesture made to people who cut you off on Elmwood in downtown Columbia, SC.

5. Why do we use a bar of soap from the outside in rather than from the inside out?
Lack of creativity.